[[Luthor is shown shaving his head. He looks outside and sees a small songbird land.]]
Narration: But once my head was bare I realized: dinosaurs don’t have feathers, so how could they have evolved into birds? The church accepts evolution, but it conflicts with the scripture! It was then that I decided to turn from your false faith to the slightly different faith of biblical literalism!
[[Back to present time.]]
Urban IX: Why do you have to be such a fool, Sanderson!
Luthor: Don’t call me by that name anymore! In honor of the animal that convinced me of my new faith I decided to change my name to Martin Luthor!
[[The pope, cardinals and crowd look confused. Luthor is exhasperated.]]
Luthor: You know, like the bird, a martin?
Cardinal: You mean like how we’re cardinals?
Luthor: No, no, because, ugh, just forget it! Protesbots, attack.