Archbishop Triceratops – The Paleocene Creed – Page 04

Archbishop Triceratops - The Paleocene Creed - Page 04

[[Killer robots appear and the crowd runs. The pope and cardinals stand heroically defiant.]]

Urban IX: Cardinal of Molossia, cheese it to the Vatican. Holler at Archbishop Higgins to activate general order #6.

Cardinal of Molossia: But Urbanine, your life is in danger!

Urban IX: You think this old pope is all used up?

[[Urban IX takes off the hat and produces a crossbow. The other cardinals produce melee weapons.]]

Urban IX: Now, go, GO!

[[Cardinal of Molossia rushes off.]]

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