Urban IX: What in the sam trinity are you?
Mysterious Person: Not surprising you don’t know me, your hopelessness.
[[Cut to flashback of Luthor working with a microscope at a lab bench.]]
Narration: After all, back then I was just Luthor Sanderson, a lowly research assistant at the Center for Advanced Sacrament Research. It was there that I made an unsettling discovery.
[[Luthor is now in an office talking to a cardinal at a desk.]]
Narration: Two equally-sized pieces of communion wafer contained different amounts of Messiahchlorians! But when I tried to explain it to my superiors…
Luthor: Do you realize what this means? It can’t be the substance itself changing, instead it must be instead being infused with…
Luthor’s Superior: Look Sanderson, the Catholic tradition clearly states that…
Luthor: But what if the tradition’s wrong?
Luthor’s superior: Sacrilege! Go and shave your head in shame!