Narration: It has been a normal day for Pope Urban IX. He now presides over the opening of a Vatican City hair boutique
[[Pope Urban IX is standing in front of a building labeled “Super Clips” wearing the full pope hat and about to cut the red ribbon in front of the door with a large novelty scissors. He is surrounded by two buff cardinals. Camera flashes go off and he is waving.]]
Urban IX: It is my great pleasure to sanctify this storefront in the name of the father, the…
Voice from above: STOP RIGHT THERE!
[[Urban IX and the bishops look up in shock, standing on the roof of the Vatican City Movie Rental is a mysterious person.]]
Mysterious person: Greetings, Vaticlods! Up for a little Sunday School?