Jim Wagner: Hey, wait, that actually didn’t hurt at all.
Ape Interrogator: Clearly I didn’t press the button with enough malevolence.
{Ape Interrogator laughs maniacally and, indeed, presses the button with more malevolence. Jim Wagner is unfazed and confused.}
Ape Interrogator: I don’t understand this! This device tricks your banana gland into believing that there are no more bananas in the world.
