Ape Interrogator: What kind of ape could withstand that kind of horror? You’re a monster!

Jim Wagner: I suppose you’ll have to throw me to the humans now, huh? Huh? That would really show me! An ape who is not a human…

Ape Interrogator: No, I’m afraid that you’ve have to be subjected to the direct persecution of a powerful one. The eater of jungles. The devourer of souls.

Jim Wagner: Does he know how many lights there are?

Ape Interrogator: He INVENTED the lights!

Light counting torture is highly under-rated when it comes to the social awkwardness it can cause when the person (or ape) subjected to it is either a moron or holds an extremely strong sense of compromise. It doesn’t help that the actual torture part of the torture device is outright silly. Also, inviting lights is a pretty big deal!

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