[[Previously, on Wagner! Jim and Koko are captured and submitted to will-breaking interrogation techniques for a series of crimes they are not competent enough to have committed.]]
[[Jim Wagner sits tied to the blue chair with his eyes closed and his face in a grimace.]]
Jim Wagner (Thinking): What’s happening?!? I’m reliving every significant moment from my life…
[[Age 5. 5 year old Jim Wagner sits in front of the TV set in a dark room.]]
Television: Iwl get ywoo wascawy wabbit!
[[Age 12. 12 year old Jim Wagner has been knocked to the ground by a mime that is threatening him with its fist. Another mime stands behind that mime.]]
Second Mime: Don’t come back to this city or we’ll kill you!
Jim Wagner: You’re not supposed to talk!