{Panel 1 - Ape Interrogator stands in front of Koko Bullet and Jim Wagner.}

Ape Interrogator  “No!  The hairy ape.”

Koko Bullet  “One light.”

Ape Interrogator  “No, there are 5 lights.”

{Panel 2 - Koko talks to the reader as the Ape Interrogator threatens to push the red button on his remote control.}

Koko Bullet  “Dang, I’ve never been good at word problems.  This is how I failed my medical license…”

{Panel 3 - Close up of Koko shown wearing a facemask and stethoscope.  An Ape Medical Examiner stands behind him with a clipboard.}

Ape Medical Examiner  “OK, Koko, a train leaves New Apeton heading east at 37mph.  A crow is eating 9 watermelon seeds a minute.  How many lights are there?”