{Panel 1 – Close up of Ape Interrogator holding remote control. Ape Interrogator is pointing at the red button.}
Ape Interrogator “Nope, just 5”
{Panel 2 – Ape Interrogator is angrily talking to Jim Wagner.}
Jim Wagner “Oh, perhaps we are experiencing a cultural difference. You know, different units of measure for the same number of items.”
Ape Interrogator “No! I assure you that we count the same. How many lights?”
Jim Wagner “Thir…”
Jim Wagner’s Shirt “I heart Homo Sapiens”
