{Panel 1 – The Ape Interrogator stands in front of Jim Wagner who is tied to a blue chair.}
Jim Wagner “Oh, of course I’m an ape”
Jim Wagner “I mean, duh, come on any idiot can see I’m a Mexican…”
{Panel 2 – Jim Wagner is shown from the front, revealing him as a human and revealing his T-shirt’s logo.}
Jim Wagner “…hairless?”
Jim’s Shirt “I heart Homo Sapiens”
