Mother: Don’t hand him more crap I don’t have enough time to go to the register before our friends get here!
Ben: On the contrary – we can add any gift shop purchases to your dinner bill, ma’am
[[Ben is handing the child a stuffed giraffe.]]
[[The child runs into the dining area.]]
Mother: Kevin, wait!
Ben: That’ll be $37.95 plus tax ma’am
