[[Vagrond and Bryan Orion are talking to the space farmer whose head is covered in a cauliflower-like fungus.]]

Farmer: But mebbe you college boys can help me. Ah founda weird meteoraht and then aftah ah touched it all this weird green stuff started a growing on mah.

Bryan Orion: Sounds like voidal fungus. Five minutes under a sun lamp should kill it. Water makes it grow … So it’s actually good you have not bathed.

Farmer: Also good ah didn’t blow mah brains out! Pays tah think it through, ammahrahght?

This (bad) joke is based on something sci-fi I watched, but it escapes me now. Maybe it was Outer Limits? Whether this is comedy or action will be determined by my whim as per the “stream of consciousness” in the title. Though it probably won’t be another genre. If there aren’t things exploding or fart jokes I don’t think this could qualify as a webcomic.