{Panel 1 - The Ape Interrogator stands in front of Jim Wagner who is tied to a blue chair.}

Jim Wagner “Oh, of course I’m an ape”

Jim Wagner “I mean, duh, come on any idiot can see I’m a Mexican…”

{Panel 2 - Jim Wagner is shown from the front, revealing him as a human and revealing his T-shirt’s logo.}

Jim Wagner “…hairless?”

Jim’s Shirt “I heart Homo Sapiens”