[[Open to The Last Eskimo talking.]]

TLE: I may not be politically correct or gramatically korrekt, but at least I’m geographically correct.

[[Zoom out to reveal that he is standing in the middle of the Sahara Desert. Fade.]]

Space Adventures or Wagner will resume next week. For the moment, enjoy this guest Kestler page featuring The Last Eskimo. This is probably the only Last Eskimo story I can draw up for Giant Space Lizard!, as all others are surely far below what I consider the minimum level of good taste for this website.