Title: 50 Years Earlier

[[Open to a dark room where the American flag hangs over a panel of military officers. Three clouded figures (Nazi Scientists) stand before them, obscured by the smoke in the room and the poor lighting.]]

Scientist #1: ..und all ve ask for zis knowledge is to be spared, if you vill, from ze voar crimes tribunal.

[[An officer stands up angrily, pushing off the table. His face is obscured by smoke from his cigarette crushed on the table.]]

Officer #1: What use would we have for your ‘knowledge’!?! I have read some of your ’studies’ and all it says are things like, ‘When you cut open twins they die’ and exact weight-to-time charts of how long it takes poison gas to work. This knowledge is truly evil and we want no part of it!

Scientist #2: But we were not part of those studies…we sought to maximize use of the human body…

Officer #2: By maximize you mean make more aryan right!?! You are lucky that you were not executed upon arrival! Damn immigration laws.

I have my new computer back, and yet the Monkey Fear continues…