FUTURE CHARACTER DOSSIER

[[Image of coffee mug (label: Shifty).]]

NAME: SHIFTY

HEIGHT: 0.008838 FURLONGS

WEIGHT: 48,125 PENNYWEIGHT

AGE: 4,931 FORTNIGHT

PRIMARY ABILITIES: LISTLESSNESS, SARCASM, SITTING

SECONDARY ABILITIES: CHANGE HEIGHT, WEIGHT, AGE AND OUTER APPEARANCE AT WILL; ADVANCED ALIEN KNOWLEDGE

HISTORY: CLASSIFIED

HOBBIES: CLASSIFIED

CURRENT LOCATION: GRAND CANYON

STATUS: SHIFTY IS CURRENTLY UNDERGOING A PERCEIVED RIGHT OF INITIATION. HE IS SHIFTING INTO EVERY ROCK IN THE GRAND CANYON. THIS HAS BEEN THE CASE FOR THIRTY SEVEN YEARS.

Thompkins is still computerless so behold me arts! Also, Apple Geniuses 0, Internal Macintosh Tiny Little Screws 1.

What Chaerb states is true - Apple Geniuses do not know how to remove screws from a casing, thus requiring replacing the entire computer. They also do not know how to create a disk image using anything other than the built in Apple “Disk Utility”. Given that I’m already using Gimp, Inkscape and other hippie longhair open source software, my next computer will probably be a Linux box.