Xavier Bentley: Hey Kestler! I spy with my little eye a woman who has the hots for you!

[[Xavier Bentley points at a well muscled woman with a little bit of upper lip hair, wearing a t-shirt that says "I hate men" and biting into a fried chicken leg. Rob Kestler looks at her and smiles.]]

Rob Kestler: ?

Xavier Bentley: She’s been eyeing you since we got here.

Rob Kestler: Really?

The woman in this picture quite possibly could be a single representation of every woman who has tried to hook up with me through online dating sites. Needless to say, I am still single…

I’m sure this has nothing to do with your profile stating "tolerate me and I’ll settle for you". If only they weren’t lying about the tolerance - then you’d be married already.