Xavier Bentley: No, what you need are some killer pick up lines.

Todd Blake: And it just so happens that me and Xavy know plenty of killers so make sure you take some mental notes.

Xavier Bentley: Killer pick up line number one: go up to the girl and ask her ‘did it hurt?’ And when she says ‘did what hurt?’ you reply with ‘falling from heaven.’

Xavier Bentley and Todd Blake: High five!

[[Xavier Bentley and Todd Blake smack hands together.]]

Sound effect: Smack!

Any girl you pick up with these lines is definitely a keeper!

Interesting how these turn into a combination of the humor styles of the author and the illustrator. Prepare for weeks of bad pickup lines, people!